I imagine there are some parents who can spend three minutes helping their three year-old in the bathroom while their two year-old sits at the breakfast table sedately finishing the Hole-’n'-Oats in his bowl while the cereal box sits on the counter not quite out of reach.
Evidently, I am not one of those parents.
Tell the truth. I promise not to feel bad. Are you?

that’s great!
Thanks! Great until it’s time to sweep under the table!
I am notorious for leaving the bubble bath bottle next to the tub. Rookie mistake! And I do it all the time…
Oh I’ve done that! And a bottle of baby shampoo, too.
I’m sure I will be.
And IT’S OKAY!!!