Gbot: “I was told that if I recite ‘The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere’ in my head, my hair will grow. So shut up and let me concentrate.”
He was one by the village clock….
“Told you! I got hair, a scary Trio creek bug, and I even turned color!”
He was two by the village clock.
And hardly a man is now alive
Who remembers that baby without hair.*
*With a nod to Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, who wrote that long poem.
Makes me want to go buy something with a $3 gift certificate.
Yes, I can’ think of that poem without hearing the sonorous tones of your…sixth?…grade voice elocuting to first (right?) place! It’s really long. I’m still impressed.
Will it work for me? On second thought, silly question. If Longfellow is where it’s at, then it will require at least “Evangeline”, or “The Song of Hiawatha”, or both. Definitely not worth it.
The Guru
You’re on the right track….But I’m thinking The Iliad. In the original Greek. And so it’s a good thing hairless suits you so well :>.
How about Henry Wadsworth Rogaine?
Ah yes, the bard of the bouffant. But what if it grows in blond and fluffy, like Gbot’s? Then we’d all get even more of a kick out of your hairdo than we do now.